let’s be idiots laugh at things that aren’t funny, stay up talking about random things until we fall asleep.
Those people who say “years young” instead of “years old” are not be trusted. They are witches waiting for you to be fooled, so they can eat your heart.
Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
— Elvis (via theblakex)